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Humor in Children's Ministry
So That's Palm Sunday!
A true story about the way kids think!
by Debbie Freeman
  
Would you like to say the blessing?
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, 'Would you like to say the blessing?
  
Daddy, what happened to him?
A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand...
  
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons
Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake...
  
And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, 'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?' One bright little girl replied, 'Because people are sleeping.'
  
One particular four-year-old prayed
'And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'
  
That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, 'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.'
  
A little boy was overheard praying
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'
  
Face Freeze
Oh, no!


 
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